The Earth’s Moon discovered an entire production line of moons! What is going on here? Is the Moon no more than a mass-produced product? Is there anything we don’t know about our peaceful solar system? Did the Moon just discover something they shouldn’t…?
(Solar News special report. Sep. 2020)
The Earth’s Moon escaped after discovering the hidden dark side of the solar system. Their sudden leave caused the Earth great trouble: extreme climate changes, tsunami, tornado… etc. Will the Moon be back and end this mess?
(Solar News special report. Oct. 2020)
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(Solar News advertising. Nov. 2020)
YES! THEY ARE HERE!!!!! Cosmic super star Supernova’s infinite tour is finally here!
Lit up an entire nebula yesterday, the crazy crowd shouted for an encore for more than half an hour! They will have one more concert next Tuesday. If you want to join the once-in-a-lifetime event, find out more info on the tour website.
(Solar New entertainment. Nov. 2020)
Blame It on the Stars
Famous diviner Saturn announced the result of their New Year Divination last night. To everyone’s astonishment, it was about the escaping Moon. “I see an awakening, escapes…fear and confusion…bad luck…but no, there’s transition…maybe to something new…being alone and searching for answers…there will be guidance…” according to the greatest diviner of our solar system, the escaping Moon’s fate seems not going to be all smooth.
(Solar News entertainment. Jan. 2021)
Breaking News! We just got an anonymous call stating that the centre and ruler of the solar system – the Sun has been power harassing an employee for centuries.
The caller didn’t mention who this poor employee is, but from their attitudes, we predict this is under the influence of the Moon’s escape.
“There is so many darkness behind the light, behind that shinny giant ball of greed! I wish, I wish I could do this earlier…someone, someone needs to reveal all the hidden ugliness… you know…”
Above is a quote from the anonymous caller, who is this caller? Perhaps someone near the sun we guess.
(Solar News breaking news. Jan.2021)
The escaping Moon is spotted last week at the very far place from the centre of our system: Pluto’s clinic.
After being excluded from the major planets, Pluto, often viewed as a loser with existential crisis, now opens a clinic offering counselling services and other mental recovery therapy.
“I have nothing to say about my patient. I’m sorry.”
Pluto refused our interview, but our journalist discovered there was a puzzle on the clinic’s floor. Perhaps it was related to the escaping Moon…
(Solar News special report. Feb. 2021)
Bang Bang I Shoot You Down
Finally, the escaping Moon is found. The six-month escape journey eventually came to an end this early morning.
Aimed by a gun after an epic run from the spotlight and shootings, the Moon finally stopped and being arrested almost at the same time.
What will be for the Moon? Will the Moon be charged? Or even worse? Stay tuned for our follow-up reports!
(Solar News special report. March. 2021)
Another Beautiful Day in the Solar System
After being arrested for irresponsible behaviors and causing chaos in the solar system, the Moon is on trial today.
According to our court reporter, the Sun decided to show mercy, despite the angry planet crowd’s rejection.
The chaos on-going for more than half-year now officially ended, it is another beautiful day in the solar system!
(Solar News special report. April. 2021)
Solar News special issue-
To respond to the recent “Escaping Moon Chaos”, Solar News decides to publish a special issue exclusively on this case. Based on our best journalists’ investigation and interviews, this special issue traces back to the very beginning of the case and follows all the way to the very end. Apart from highlighted reports from the past, we also include unreleased sources that fill up the blanks!
What are you waiting for? Subscribe today to get your copy of our exclusive reports!
(Solar News, April. 2021)